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2 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:00 pm
Saurav
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
3 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:01 pm
Saurav
Active Debator
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
4 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:03 pm
Saurav
Active Debator
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
5 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:05 pm
Saurav
Active Debator
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
6 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:41 pm
eveningpolestar
Professional Debator
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
7 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:38 pm
Saurav
Active Debator
One day sardar came to Nepal.
He started his journey from Airport in a local bus.
then collector starts shouting: "Tinkune, Tinkune" one of the passenger step out of the bus. Again collector calls "Minbhawan, minbhawan" again another passenger got out, same thing happened in baneshwor, bijulibazar, babarmahal, maitighar. Now come singha durbar. When he shouted "singha durbar, singha durbar" punjabi told "oh you called wrong name, My name is Durbar Singh not Singha Durbar"
He started his journey from Airport in a local bus.
then collector starts shouting: "Tinkune, Tinkune" one of the passenger step out of the bus. Again collector calls "Minbhawan, minbhawan" again another passenger got out, same thing happened in baneshwor, bijulibazar, babarmahal, maitighar. Now come singha durbar. When he shouted "singha durbar, singha durbar" punjabi told "oh you called wrong name, My name is Durbar Singh not Singha Durbar"
8 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:40 pm
Saurav
Active Debator
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.
9 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:44 pm
Unfathom
Newbie
Great yaar.... ur's jokes are always good... and above all "first baal mai sixer"..... till now I feel laughing whent it comes to my mind.... and "Rupa 89"....babal
10 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:23 am
eveningpolestar
Professional Debator
eveningpolestar wrote:One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”
nice one!
11 Re: Sardar jee ka jokes Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:15 pm
VforVendetta
General Debator
One day, two sardarjis were playing chess.
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