BANTA AS A LIAR !!!

BANTA AS A LIAR
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Banta's boss was always irritated by him, Coz Banta was a major liar.
Banta used to claim that he knew Bill Clinton, Atal Bihari Vajaypee, The
Pope etc... SO one day his boss decided to test him. He asked Banta to
take him to Vajaypee. Banta took him to Delhi and visited Vajaypee at his
residence. Vajaypee personally welcomed Banta and asked him to stay for
lunch .Not still convinced his boss asked to meet Bill Clinto. In the
White House , Bill Clinton was excited to see Banta and took him to the
Oval Room. He knew Banta like childhood friends. The boss still not
convinced asked Banta to take him to meet the Pope. In rome the Pope
appeared in front of thousands of visitors at his balcony on the third
floor, Banta not able to get attention from the Pope, decides to go to the
balcony where Pope was standing. Banta asks his boss to wait. In 5
minutes he sufaces on the balcony next to the Pope. The pope greets and
hugs him. Suddenly he notices his Boss collapsed on the ground. On the
way to the hospital he asks his boss, "What Happened?" his boss replies, "
Everything was fine..Untill when u surfaced next to the Pope, A man
standing next to me, asked, Who is that man standing next to Banta ??? "