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Bakwass Banda Kar!!!

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1Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:21 pm

eveningpolestar

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Do you watch the television channel "9X"? Is yes then u might have surely watched the bakwaas jokes .....Lets share such bakwass jokes in this thread....

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2Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:24 pm

eveningpolestar

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Here is the first one:

There were 3 brothers. The second one''s name is Pintoo..!! What is the name of first and third brother..!!
Any guesses???
The second brother''s name is pinto... first one is pin one and the third one is pin three...!! lol

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3Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:24 pm

eveningpolestar

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What do u call Madhumakhiya ki ghutne in english?

Its Bikini !! (yup its bee-ki-knee)

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4Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:36 pm

sunayna

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one day sita and gita were walking on the road then suddenly electricity lines fell upon them...
now tell what did they became???? any guesses

sitar and guitar Smile

5Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:23 pm

eveningpolestar

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A lizard met with an accident and the doctors had to cut off its tail. Now, where will the lizard get a new tail?
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Retail Shop

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6Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:44 pm

Saurav

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Ok this I made it myself after reading "Pintoo"

What is the name of the sister of Hemesh
Ans: she-mesh

7Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:47 pm

Saurav

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People with one hair is: ekbal-singh
People with two hair is: dobal-singh

Now what do you say to people with many hairs?

Ans: babal-singh

8Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:48 pm

sunayna

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one day two brothers were lost in "kumbke mele mein" one we usually see in bollywood!!!...ok they were lost now tell me what will they say once they are lost...
1. call out each others name-(no)
2. shout HELP!HELP!-(no)

they will say-THIS IS NOT FAIR...

9Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:21 pm

Saurav

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One Dog bark at Nepal. Same time, boy in America heard that bark, How?
Guess....
Guess....

Master of dog made a phone call in America.

10Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:20 pm

sunayna

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bade was reading atlas then chote came and asked what are u doing bade??

BAde said - am reading atlas
chote- then tell me america aur india k bich mein kya hai..
bade- he named different countries
chote- are nahi america aur india ke beach mein sand hai..itna bhai nahi pata

hahaha

11Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:57 pm

eveningpolestar

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Ek andha aadmi ne police me apply kiya tha. Use fauran bharti mein liya gaya...

Batao kyon???


andhadhundha firing ke liye aur kya?

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12Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Empty Re: Bakwass Banda Kar!!! Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:34 pm

eveningpolestar

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Ek bar Time cricket khel raha tha ...woh bold hua...tab use kya kehte hai?

Time Out!!!

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