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		<title>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</title>
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		<description>Jokes, humour,puns,funny pics, satires here</description>
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			<title>Sardar jee ka jokes</title>
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			<dc:creator>Saurav</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue">lets see how many jokes are there of sardar jee</font>]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:58:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Reasons For Using Internet Explorer</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
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			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:02:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Funny PIctures Collection!</title>
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			<dc:creator>naran</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=3&amp;u=12074675" target="_blank"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/12/07/46/75/baby_s10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:52:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bakwass Banda Kar!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>Do you watch the television channel &quot;9X&quot;? Is yes then u might have surely watched the bakwaas jokes .....Lets share such bakwass jokes in this thread....</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:21:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Facebook of god!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Wouldn't god's face book be like this?
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=128&amp;u=11754873" target="_blank"><img src="http://i75.servimg.com/u/f75/11/75/48/73/colleg10.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:19:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Once upon a time, there was a software engineer...</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.



One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe ), 



He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Replies When u Propose a Girl</title>
			<link>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/replies-when-u-propose-a-girl-t144.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>NAUGHTYKID</dc:creator>
			<description>Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her... 



1) Naiiiii................ 



2) Chiiyaaaaaaaai.....Kasto naramro soch timro...... 



3) Maile timilai euta ramro mitra ko nazar le heriyo thiyo .... 



4) Mero paila dekhi ni euta boyfriend cha.... 



5 ) Ma yesto kura haru ma bishwas gardaina i,afno padai ma dhyan lagaunu... 



6) Timile aile sama malai ramro sanga chinya ta chaina ? Yo ta euta infatuation ho.... 



7) Timro bank balance kati ho…?? 



8  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:33:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Beware of analysis.</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Mulla Nasruddin was walking into town one evening when he suddenly came across a pile of cow shit on the path. He bent over slightly and looked at it carefully.
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‘Looks like it’, he said to himself.
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He leaned closer and sniffed. “Smells like it.”
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“Tastes like it. I’m sure glad I didn’t step in it!”
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Moral: Beware of analysis.]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:11:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/beware-of-analysis-t294.htm#2401</comments>
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			<title>Funny Religion Pics!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=101&amp;u=11754873" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/11/75/48/73/scienc10.png" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:42:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/funny-religion-pics-t274.htm#2293</comments>
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			<title>Republic Nepal's Re 1 Note</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=98&amp;u=11754873" target="_blank"><img src="http://i15.servimg.com/u/f15/11/75/48/73/re2b1210.jpg" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:58:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/republic-nepal-s-re-1-note-t273.htm#2270</comments>
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			<title>Differences between Star Wars and Harry Potter!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/61074_harrypotterstarwars.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:04:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/differences-between-star-wars-and-harry-potter-t270.htm#2261</comments>
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			<title>How to Find a Strangers name - an Example</title>
			<link>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/how-to-find-a-strangers-name-an-example-t268.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>After months of negotiation with the authorities, a Talmudist from Odessa (in Russia) was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young man and thought: This fellow doesn’t look like a peasant, and if he isn’t a peasant he probably comes from this district. If he comes from this district, then he must be Jewish because this is, after all, a Jewish district.



On the  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:19:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bush vs Gurumukh from Punjab</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>Bush vs Gurumukh from Punjab 



George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade nextwhen his telephone rang.

 



&#8220;Hallo, Mr. Bush!&#8221; a heavily accented voice said, &#8220;This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab . I am ringing to inform you that we are ophicially declaring the war on you!&#8221;



&#8220;Well, Gurmukh,&#8221; Bush replied, &#8220;This is indeed important news! How big is your army&#8221;



&#8220;Right now,&#8221; said  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:20:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/bush-vs-gurumukh-from-punjab-t210.htm#1562</comments>
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			<title>Change of Mind</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>There was a sickly young girl who always seemed to be at death’s door. Her neighbour was a widow, bent with age. Whenever she caught sight of the girl she would shake her head sadly and say: “Oh God, why do you torment that poor child...if you want a life take this old woman!”

One evening a bull in the village, put its head into a large black pot to get at some grain at the bottom, and then couldn’t get its head out. Frightened and confused, it ran hither and thither, unable to see where it  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:05:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/change-of-mind-t121.htm#552</comments>
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			<title>Bill Gate Goes To Heaven</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>Bill Gate Goes To Heaven 

 



Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...



&quot;Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!&quot;



Bill  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:09:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/bill-gate-goes-to-heaven-t227.htm#1825</comments>
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			<title>Role Reversal!</title>
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			<dc:creator>stuntkapanion</dc:creator>
			<description>Role Reversal



Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.



After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives.



She interviewed a Kuwaiti woman, and one of the questions she asked was, &quot;What enabled Kuwaiti women to achieve this role reversal?&quot;



The Kuwaiti woman replied,  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:56:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/role-reversal-t19.htm#41</comments>
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			<title>The Best Artist</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>A despotic sultan who was blind in one eye invited three artists to paint his picture.

“If you do a bad portrait, I will punish you,” he warned, “ but if you do a good one I will reward you. Now start!”

The first artist produced a picture that showed the sultan as he was: blind in one eye.

The sultan had him executed for showing disrespect to his monarch.

The second artist showed him with both eyes intact.

The sultan had him flogged for trying to flatter him.

The third artist drew  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/the-best-artist-t120.htm#549</comments>
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			<title>Time Surely has changed!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>25 Years Ago….



A program was a television show



An application was for employment



Windows were something u hated to clean



A cursor used profanity



Keyboard was a piano



Memory was something u lost with age



A CD was a bank account



If u unzipped in public u went to jail



Compress was something u did to garbage



A hard drive was a long trip on the road



Log on was adding wood to fire



A backup happened to your toilet



A mouse pad was where  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:59:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/time-surely-has-changed-t50.htm#120</comments>
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			<title>What is marketting?</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”



2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me - That’s Telemarketing”



4. You’re  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:12:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/what-is-marketting-t9.htm#15</comments>
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			<title>HELPDESK HUMORS</title>
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			<dc:creator>passang125</dc:creator>
			<description>ey ya helpdesk job is hell a lot of pagalpan around



some jokes...



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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?



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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

customer: Hello... I can't print

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have  ...</description>
			<category>The Humour &amp; Satire Cafe</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:56:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://thenepalesedebate.forumotion.com/the-humour-satire-cafe-f20/helpdesk-humors-t229.htm#1853</comments>
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			<title>The reason why you don't visit rich man's house..</title>
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			<dc:creator>Black Knight</dc:creator>
			<description>Question: &quot;What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?&quot;

Answer:     &quot;Tea please&quot;

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?&quot;

Answer:     &quot; Ceylon tea please&quot;

Question: &quot;How would you like it? Black or white?&quot;

Answer:     &quot;White please&quot;

Question: &quot;Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?&quot;

Answer:     &quot;Milk please&quot;

Question: &quot;Goat  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:34:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>JOKE OF THE DAY!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>here u can post interesting and new jokes as a jokes of the day...

the first one goes from my side...........



An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221; The old man looks at the bartender through

Teary eyes and between sobs says, &#8220;I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She&#8217;s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,

Extremely sensitive to my wants and  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:23:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>You Know You Are A Nepali When...</title>
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			<description>You Know You Are A Nepali when... 



You think Mustang is the name of a place.



You look up whenever you hear an airplane.



You point with your lips or with your middle finger.



Whenever you meet someone you ask, 'Have you had your food?' (bhat khayao?)



You met someone in a movie hall and ask, 'Have you come to watch amovie?' (cinema herna ayeko?) but you are not actually being sarcastic



You call all action movies ' action payycck'



You met an elder and he/she must  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:36:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Master of the Game</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>An old man who lived in a small side street in the city of Mumbai had to put up with the nuisance of having boys play cricket outside his house, at night. 

One evening when the boys were particularly noisy he went out to talk to them. 

He explained that he was a pensioner who was happiest when he could see or hear boys playing his favourite game, cricket. He said he would give them 25 rupees each week to play in the street at night. 

The boys were thrilled. 

They were being paid to do  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:13:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Human Brain</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>Human brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.



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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:08:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>PRICELESS WORDS</title>
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			<dc:creator>InViSible Wolf</dc:creator>
			<description>A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. 

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees 

is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. 

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and 

pressed. He looks around the room and sees that 

it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. 

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. 

&quot;Dear, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:24:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>BANTA AS A LIAR !!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>BANTA AS A LIAR 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 



Banta's boss was always irritated by him, Coz Banta was a major liar. 

Banta used to claim that he knew Bill Clinton, Atal Bihari Vajaypee, The 

Pope etc... SO one day his boss decided to test him. He asked Banta to 

take him to Vajaypee. Banta took him to Delhi and visited Vajaypee at his 

residence. Vajaypee personally welcomed Banta and asked him to stay for 

lunch .Not still convinced his boss asked to meet Bill Clinto. In the 

White House  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:31:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The missing husband!!</title>
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			<description>A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the 

      police, &quot;You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.&quot; The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:26:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>10 signs your an Internet geek</title>
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			<description>10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 



9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is &quot;Hi, what's your URL?&quot; 



8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 



7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food. 



6. You &quot;ping&quot; people to see if they're awake, &quot;finger&quot; them to find out how they are, and &quot;AYT&quot; them to make sure they're listening to you. 



5.  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 02:11:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>'funny' computer quotations</title>
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			<dc:creator>Black Knight</dc:creator>
			<description>"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949



"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943



"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957



"But what ... is  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 04:49:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sixty Amazing-but-True Facts!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Dark Rider</dc:creator>
			<description>In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi. 



The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa. 



The idea for &quot;tribbles&quot; in &quot;Star Trek&quot; came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant. 



Male rhesus monkeys often hang from  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:25:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ramayan by Bill Gates...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Black Knight</dc:creator>
			<description>When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote

it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary:



             Ramayana by Bill Gates...



LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.



RAM the eldest  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 04:38:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Faces of Nepali Managers!</title>
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			<dc:creator>eveningpolestar</dc:creator>
			<description>Classification of Nepali Managers in this article is quite realistic.

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Faces of Nepali Managers



by Madan Lamsal



At least one thing is rapidly developing in Nepal - the management development. There is a continuous management development spree going around. To see this you just need to look at the half day seminars that start with a brunch and end with a beer to one month training courses that begin with a dance and end with a dinner.



These seminars and trainings are  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:49:02 GMT</pubDate>
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